Where I first dream of Twitter

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I was goofing around my grandparent's house, which wasn't actually their house but the house of the grandparents of some childhood friends from long ago. I remembered when the neighboring houses were nothing but fields that we used to play hide and seek in. Running around in the dark, until I realized that some new resident was washing dishes in the sink just a few feet away, exposed to me by a kitchen window.

I back away softly while waiting to see their face. It never happens. I turn to see the ice cream truck that's headed my way on the night street make a sharp right and drive up the stairs of a cupcake shop; the truck nimbly makes a 180 turn and drives back down as I wonder if he sells the cupcakes along with his strawberry shortcake popsicles, which I now want. I race after him, and decide to give chase as far as it takes.

At the end of the street I must open a door to continue, and there I run into my grandmother with groceries in her hands. Though I am not supposed to leave, she is not at all angry (or surprised). She feigns ignorance as she walks on to wards the house. I set off running again, though beyond this door there is freezing rain. The ground is slushy and I slide as if I am ice skating, happy to be free. I think to myself that I want to twitter, "Running t-shirted in the freezing rain. I feel like @brad." I need to revise my wording.

I jump in a skip kind of way, being careful not to slip and fall. The last time I jump too high and float in to the arms of a medium-sized tree that lines the sidewalks. Rather than alert the people who were walking in front of me, I jump again and land on the roof of the nearby building (which I think is this tire shop I really live by) on the roofs now, with no one to alarm or disturb, I run and leap and soar at full speed, recklessly. I realize I'm too high, too fast and as I touch down onto a large commercial roof I just take off sliding. I slide off the edge onto another building, and another, until I'm running out of buildings and approaching a treed neighborhood. I jump at the last building and try my best preparation to an unwanted land in suburbia.

Somehow I land on a house but inside the house; on a very high ledge where the floor is far below me and filled with stuffed animals. I contemplate which plushy item will absorb the sound and impact of my fall, but then I hear noise. Afraid that the inhabitants have already heard me land, I quickly drop down as silently as I can and dart to the back door. While opening and making my way out I realized I can't sprint nearly as long as I'd want because I just finished running and skipping there. I need to hide


August 7

  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: Slipped, slid and fell on a... really rough patch of sidewalk. Everyday physics, you confuse me." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: Slipped, slid and fell on a… really rough patch of sidewalk. Everyday physics, you confuse me.” 2008-08-07T22:27:29Z 2008-08-07T22:27:29Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: not accustomed to being out so early and heading home; the sun is bright wow" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: not accustomed to being out so early and heading home; the sun is bright wow” 2008-08-07T21:49:46Z 2008-08-07T21:49:46Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @emilychang don't drink it!" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @emilychang don’t drink it!” 2008-08-07T21:18:07Z 2008-08-07T21:18:07Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: oh wow! people have favorited my muxtape! does this mean I can't change it? :/" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: oh wow! people have favorited my muxtape! does this mean I can’t change it? :/” 2008-08-07T19:36:12Z 2008-08-07T19:36:12Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @gorgeoux my neighbor has the same name, car, and is also vegetarian. Can you top that? :)" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @gorgeoux my neighbor has the same name, car, and is also vegetarian. Can you top that? :)” 2008-08-07T16:05:30Z 2008-08-07T16:05:30Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @J1 very insightful. They'll only be helpful when I actually make a decision. ;)" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @J1 very insightful. They’ll only be helpful when I actually make a decision. ;)” 2008-08-07T16:04:17Z 2008-08-07T16:04:17Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: japan has a MARKET, not marked. 미안합니다..." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: japan has a MARKET, not marked. 미안합니다…” 2008-08-07T15:50:43Z 2008-08-07T15:50:43Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @jessie yeah what @brad said. Also, Japan has a whole marked for grown people in love with cartoon girls. ^^" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @jessie yeah what @brad said. Also, Japan has a whole marked for grown people in love with cartoon girls. ^^” 2008-08-07T15:46:28Z 2008-08-07T15:46:28Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: "...the world wouldn't be 1/2 as bad, it wouldn't be 1/2 as sad, if each&everybody in it had...just a little lovin, early in the morning..."" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: "…the world wouldn’t be 1/2 as bad, it wouldn’t be 1/2 as sad, if each&everybody in it had…just a little lovin, early in the morning…"” 2008-08-07T12:01:52Z 2008-08-07T12:01:52Z

August 6

  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: heading home. excited about listening to Fancy Mag podcasts along the way." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: heading home. excited about listening to Fancy Mag podcasts along the way.” 2008-08-07T02:35:53Z 2008-08-07T02:35:53Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @fru yes you're enjoying it... Without me! I see how it is. :P" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @fru yes you’re enjoying it… Without me! I see how it is. :P” 2008-08-07T02:16:49Z 2008-08-07T02:16:49Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: confirming corporate card purchases. Who did this for me at my last job??? I need you now." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: confirming corporate card purchases. Who did this for me at my last job??? I need you now.” 2008-08-07T00:53:35Z 2008-08-07T00:53:35Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: last week I stayed late, unplugged every cable and rewired my mac, mixer and mics. Kinda wish i could do that with the job in general." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: last week I stayed late, unplugged every cable and rewired my mac, mixer and mics. Kinda wish i could do that with the job in general.” 2008-08-07T00:18:10Z 2008-08-07T00:18:10Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: thinking that, perhaps, never closing these browser tabs causes 10% of my daily stress." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: thinking that, perhaps, never closing these browser tabs causes 10% of my daily stress.” 2008-08-06T22:09:44Z 2008-08-06T22:09:44Z
  • Bryan posted 01218023085350000000000467_0.jpg Bryan posted 01218023085350000000000467_0.jpg 2008-08-06T11:45:41Z 2008-08-06T11:45:41Z
  • Bryan posted 01218022959155000000000467_0.jpg Bryan posted 01218022959155000000000467_0.jpg 2008-08-06T11:43:42Z 2008-08-06T11:43:42Z
  • Bryan posted 01218022601282000000000467_0.jpg Bryan posted 01218022601282000000000467_0.jpg 2008-08-06T11:37:41Z 2008-08-06T11:37:41Z
  • Bryan posted 01218022601233000000000467_0.jpg Bryan posted 01218022601233000000000467_0.jpg 2008-08-06T11:37:38Z 2008-08-06T11:37:38Z
  • Bryan posted 01218022516778000000000467_0.jpg Bryan posted 01218022516778000000000467_0.jpg 2008-08-06T11:36:12Z 2008-08-06T11:36:12Z
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August 5

  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: Riding home. So the new girl in the office thinks I'm an ass now. Glad we got that out of the way." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: Riding home. So the new girl in the office thinks I’m an ass now. Glad we got that out of the way.” 2008-08-05T23:30:05Z 2008-08-05T23:30:05Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: omg @mager The Web Life is your job??? Total Jealousy. Also: Nice pic there. :)" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: omg @mager The Web Life is your job??? Total Jealousy. Also: Nice pic there. :)” 2008-08-05T22:48:28Z 2008-08-05T22:48:28Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: 2nd inquiry of a developer's interest. Is it me or should I never have to do this? I mean form letter or something." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: 2nd inquiry of a developer’s interest. Is it me or should I never have to do this? I mean form letter or something.” 2008-08-05T18:24:31Z 2008-08-05T18:24:31Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @funkaoshi exactly! more than you know; more than I realize, prolly." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @funkaoshi exactly! more than you know; more than I realize, prolly.” 2008-08-05T13:10:41Z 2008-08-05T13:10:41Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: Morning is brought to you today by Tricky's "Maxinquaye"" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: Morning is brought to you today by Tricky’s "Maxinquaye"” 2008-08-05T12:53:12Z 2008-08-05T12:53:12Z

August 4

  • Bryan saved the link How To: Create Custom iPhone Ringtones the Free and Apple Way Bryan saved the link How To: Create Custom iPhone Ringtones the Free and Apple Way 2008-08-05T05:00:12Z 2008-08-05T02:57:15Z
  • Bryan saved the link it design itbox Bryan saved the link it design itbox 2008-08-05T03:41:06Z 2008-08-05T02:38:46Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: Late homework. Copywriting. Research paper. Migraine. You do the math." Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: Late homework. Copywriting. Research paper. Migraine. You do the math.” 2008-08-05T02:11:50Z 2008-08-05T02:11:50Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: @djchall who says it's a guy? ;)" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: @djchall who says it’s a guy? ;)” 2008-08-05T02:10:14Z 2008-08-05T02:10:14Z
  • Bryan tweeted, "Leftsider: so tired; heading home" Bryan tweeted, “Leftsider: so tired; heading home” 2008-08-04T20:04:16Z 2008-08-04T20:04:16Z